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TOP TEN WAYS HILLARY CLINTON CAN IMPROVE HER IMAGE
10. TWO WORDS: WONDER BRA
9. MARKET HER OWN WINE COOLER CALLED "WHITEWATER"
8. SNEAK UP BEHIND WARREN CHRISTOPHER AT PRESS CONFERENCES, YANK ON HIS JOWLS
7. REVEAL REAL FIRST NAME ON "SEINFELD"
6. MODEL HERSELF AFTER THE QUAKER OATS GUY LIKE BARBARA BUSH DID
5. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, BOMB THE HELL OUT OF IRAQ
4. SHOW KIDS THE DANGERS OF CRACK BY SMOKING SOME ON "MEET THE PRESS"
3. MAKE MORE PUBLIC APPEARANCES WITH LETTERMAN'S MOM
2. START DOIN' IT WITH THE NEWT-MAN
1. LOSE HILLBILLY BOY
Playout - "Bitch"
Letterman, Thursday, January 12, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1995